exeuntstormtroopers:

gorps:

apocryphics:

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oh ok

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“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

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justsomeguycore:

tooies:

can they change the temperature outside to something else

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SOMETHING LOWER

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norondor:

teathattast:

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reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said “the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was ‘this shit is so ass’”

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redstonedust:

“tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users” NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.




dominawritesthings:

dragonofeternal:

One of the most important things I’ve learned as a Real Adult™ is the importance of a job half done. 

Today I did a load of dishes, wiped off my stove, and swept the kitchen floor. Did I do the best job, or finish every dish? No! My stove still has that caked on caramel that I need to bust out an SOS pad to take care of, one of our big pots is still sitting in the sink, and somehow a kitty kibble unearthed itself while I was wiping down the stove (?? how??).. but the kitchen looks a LOT better. It’s once again an inhabitable, usable space.

Parents, bosses, teachers, even my own self, harp upon absolute perfect completion of a task as the be all and end all of a job well done, but god damn, my kitchen isn’t terrible because I took the time to improve it. Little steps, especially when you’re struggling, are important. They mean a LOT. They are a sign that you won, if only in that brief moment, and they make getting all the other stuff done so much easier later on down the road. 

I…need to remember this. Thank you.

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syn4k:

i like the phrases “it’s not for me,” “it’s not my thing,” and “i’m not the target audience” because they’re the most concise way to express “this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it” without being aggressive




tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that’s why they don’t experience mental illness. A phone problem is like “out of storage :(” or “charging port broke”. Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it’s like “I can’t feel my legs”. And you tell it girl you never had any

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toriel-2:

GOD i can’t fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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scarlethyena:

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I fucking hate the United States moodboard

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vaspider:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

gtfoyourcomputer:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

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hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

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OH

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HOLY PISSING HELL

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MY CHILD

i swear to fuck i thought the box said ‘grow rabies’ at first and then i scrolled down and went ‘oh, so it DID say that’

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